by Shannon Graham | Jun 23, 2014 | Uncategorized
Already today I’ve dropped my bike twice and ridden out of the mountains in a tropical rainstorm. A bird has hit my shoulder at highway speed. Because of the rain earlier, I am wearing a heavy leather jacket. But it’s 28 degrees and sunny now, and I just...
by Shannon Graham | May 21, 2014 | Uncategorized
I had to concatenate two fields to search them as a single string. Another programmer created a table of phone numbers with the columns area_code (INT 3) and phone_number (INT 7) respectively. But people were searching for all ten digits as a single unit, so I needed...
by Shannon Graham | May 15, 2014 | Uncategorized
This story is about kombucha. The first time I ever played bike polo was winter 2010… I think. I played 2 matches on my front suspension, department store mountain bike, then sat down in exhaustion. A man named Fish, who had a handlebar mustache, started talking...
by Shannon Graham | May 12, 2014 | Uncategorized
A facebook friend felt ranty and posted this: “You know what? Small talk can just fuck off and go away forever. Why do we do this shit? We all have the same issues, why can’t we share them? Why can’t we connect on a deeper level, like… a...
by Shannon Graham | Mar 25, 2014 | Uncategorized
The original: http://gabrielecirulli.github.io/2048/ You will never be as great as Gabriele, because he is the original. Doge: http://doge2048.com/ Such numbers, very combine. Fibonacci: http://www.crazygames.com/game/2584-fibonacci It’s harder, because you...