CakePHP Concatenation

I had to concatenate two fields to search them as a single string. Another programmer created a table of phone numbers with the columns area_code (INT 3) and phone_number (INT 7) respectively. But people were searching for all ten digits as a single unit, so I needed...

In Starbucks Next Week

This story is about kombucha. The first time I ever played bike polo was winter 2010… I think. I played 2 matches on my front suspension, department store mountain bike, then sat down in exhaustion. A man named Fish, who had a handlebar mustache, started talking...

Small Talk

A facebook friend felt ranty and posted this: “You know what? Small talk can just fuck off and go away forever. Why do we do this shit? We all have the same issues, why can’t we share them? Why can’t we connect on a deeper level, like… a...
Variations of 2048

Variations of 2048

The original: http://gabrielecirulli.github.io/2048/ You will never be as great as Gabriele, because he is the original. Doge: http://doge2048.com/ Such numbers, very combine. Fibonacci: http://www.crazygames.com/game/2584-fibonacci It’s harder, because you...

Choose Your Books Carefully

Books can make us do odd things. There’s a passage in The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul, I think, where the god Odin is in a nursing home. His thunder and lightning days are done, he’s old and tired. Odin doesn’t want to do anything but sleep, and...