Take a rusted, rotten shell of an old car.
Remove all the junk from inside of it.
Set it under a nice maple tree.
Bolt in a racing seat.
Remove the steering column, and replace it with a laptop desk on a swivel.
Run an extension cord out from the house.
Remove what’s left of the engine, and replace it with a refrigerator.
Hang out in your new fort and watch Top Gear.
